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23rd-Nov-2005 10:53 am
smile
If you have this email.

To: x-list@company.co.uk
From: office@fbi.gov
Subject: You have visited illegal websites
Body:
Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000

Attachment: list.zip

Would you:

A: Think, this is a virus, delete and call IT
B: Think, shit they have caught me I'll delete and ignore it
C: Open the attachment to see what is there and then tell IT and confess what an idiot you are
D: Open the attachment to see what is there and not tell anyone
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23rd-Nov-2005 01:27 pm (UTC)
[info]mrbear
Option A.
23rd-Nov-2005 03:09 pm (UTC)
[info]paulw
Congratulations.... You've won a prize. (Trouble is I've already drank it, but I can burp in your general direction!)
23rd-Nov-2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
[info]drivenapart
E: Open the attachment, just to piss off the IT department. Deny all knowledge of it after the event, going to the extent of blaming another colleague for opening it on your behald, saying they wanted to extort money from the company by developing huge security holes which a sub-contracting company (affiliated with the colleague). Be rewarded for your hard work in tracking down sabotage within the company. Be promoted. Continue this until you own the company. With an arsenalat your disposal, take over the world. Rule with an iron fist in a velvet glove. Have a cigar.
23rd-Nov-2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
[info]drivenapart
*insert "would fix" after "colleague)"...*doh*
23rd-Nov-2005 03:10 pm (UTC)
[info]paulw
Yes....

Our luser today thought that option D was the best approach to take. Luckily I sent the PFY around just to check that everything was ok and he spotted it. I will be heading out with the LART a little later to deal with the luser.
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